Post by Aefibird on Sept 4, 2004 23:06:07 GMT
This was passed onto me by a fellow karateka...
very true and very funny!
Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts:
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will
suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time,
the instructor will be sick.
The instructor will only use you during demonstrations for
joint-locking techniques.
If you have to use your training in self-defense,
your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back
to your seat.
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull
a groin muscle the night before your black belt grading.
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will
have the locker right next to yours.
No matter how many times you take care of it before your
grading, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom
when it's your turn.
very true and very funny!
Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts:
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will
suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time,
the instructor will be sick.
The instructor will only use you during demonstrations for
joint-locking techniques.
If you have to use your training in self-defense,
your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back
to your seat.
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull
a groin muscle the night before your black belt grading.
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will
have the locker right next to yours.
No matter how many times you take care of it before your
grading, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom
when it's your turn.
