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Post by Aefibird on Sept 4, 2004 23:07:51 GMT
Does anyone know any martial arts jokes?
I know quite a few (most of them very bad), but here's one to get you all started...
How many karateka does it take to change a lightbulb?
10,000 - One to change the bulb and 9,999 to stand around saying "well, we don't do it like that in MY dojo!"
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Post by AngelaG on Sept 5, 2004 9:56:45 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now isn't THAT so near the truth it's tragic!
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Post by RDKI on Sept 5, 2004 10:01:52 GMT
I heard a different version of that - the guy that told me said it was better ;D
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Post by AngelaG on Sept 5, 2004 15:33:47 GMT
I heard a different version of that - the guy that told me said it was better ;D Oh really, well the guy that told ME it was a Grandmaster of Jokes, and had trained for comedy on top of a mountain for 50 years under the founder of the Comedic Arts!  |
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thingy
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Post by thingy on Sept 27, 2004 12:35:05 GMT
This isn't a martial art joke, it's about a buddist. But it's the closest I know to a martial art joke.
Q) Why did the Bhuddist refuse Novacaine?
A) Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Now that's comedy.
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Post by AngelaG on Sept 27, 2004 21:00:45 GMT
This isn't a martial art joke, it's about a buddist. But it's the closest I know to a martial art joke. Q) Why did the Bhuddist refuse Novacaine? A) Because he wanted to transcend dental medication. Now that's comedy.  |
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Post by AngelaG on Oct 25, 2004 10:20:49 GMT
Ok again not martial Arts but oriental: Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.  |
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Post by thingy on Oct 26, 2004 10:35:09 GMT
Right, in the absence of many jokes about martial arts, I've decided to write one of my own. I feel it's only right that I apologise in advance...
Q) What's the worst thing about going turning up at a judo practitioners house for a visit?
A) He won't release the lock until you admit defeat.
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