Sleeping

[AngelaG]

Ten things to say when caught sleeping at your desk


> 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.."
>
> 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to!"
>
> 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."
>
> 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."
>
> 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
>
> 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
>
> 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle
that big accounting problem."
>
> 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"
>
> 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk........
>
> 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Happy Friday!!

Angela

[Aefibird]

Cool!

I once fell asleep in Chemistry class when I was taking my A Levels. I'd been up early that morning to go and get some riding practice in before school (I had a big showjumpng comp coming up) and I was so tired by the time I got to school that I zonked out in the middle of lessons. My teacher never let me forget that one! Although, to be fair, he did let me sleep though most of the lesson and only woke me up at the end when it was time for the next class!

[charmin]

Pfffff. I fall asleep at work on a regular basis. I start at 7am (As a student, I don't get up until lunchtime), so every saturday and sunday I fall asleep at about 3pm for 15 minutes until someone walks past with something loud.

The excuses are most welcome. I'm not sure I have the acuity to use one when I've just woken up though.